Snotty's Spring Menu BBQ and Dessert Surprise

Snotty’s Springtime Menu: Desserts, Barbecue & Drinks Where Flavor Gets Filthy! This event is designed for those who appreciate the strange, the shocking, and the oddly delicious. Whether you’re an adventurous eater, an art lover, or just curious, Snotty’s Springtime Barbecue & Dessert Surprise promises an unforgettable experience that will have you questioning what’s real, what’s delicious, and what might just be crawling on your plate. Would you dare to take a bite? Barbecue – So Good, It’s Sinful 🔥 Sloppy Swine Slabs – A rack of ribs so juicy, they drip pure pork nectar with every bite. Slathered in our sticky, smoky, finger-gluing sauce, these bad boys will leave your hands smelling like heaven and your soul questioning its life choices. 🔥 Brisket Bellyflop – Smoked to the point of delirium, our brisket is so tender it practically collapses under its own weight. Bathed in a reckless amount of rendered fat and seasoning, it’s an indecent display of meat sweat and flavor. 🔥 Drippin’ Hog Pile – Pulled pork so soft and sassy, it melts in your mouth and coats your tongue with a luscious layer of smoky, tangy ecstasy. Piled on a bun that exists solely to soak up the drippings, this sandwich is a certified mess – and you’ll love every second of it. 🔥 Grease Beast Burnt Ends – These crispy, caramelized meat nuggets are a one-way ticket to flavor overload. Crunchy, fatty, smoky, and sticky—each bite is a chewy explosion of beefy destruction that your taste buds won’t recover from. 🔥 Gutbucket Sausage Link-Up – Our sausages are thick, juicy, and bursting with smoky, seasoned explosions of spice and grease. Snap through the casing, and you’ll be baptized in the dribbling juices of pure barbecue debauchery. Desserts – Sugary Sin 🍰 Sticky-Fingered Banana Puddin’ Pile-Up – Layers upon layers of velvety banana pudding, crumbling cookies, and whipped cream so thick it clings to your spoon like a desperate lover. The kind of dessert that makes you lick the bowl with zero shame. 🍩 Greasin’ Up the Peach Cobbler – Buttery crust soaked in peach syrup so sticky it glues itself to your teeth. Every spoonful is a syrupy explosion of warm peaches, cinnamon, and a sinful amount of melted sugar. 🍫 Fudgy Mudslide Madness – A brownie so thick and dense, it should be illegal. Fudge seeps from every crevice, pooling in your mouth with every bite, drowning your willpower in chocolate oblivion. 🎂 Triple-Dipped Caramel Cake Catastrophe – Soft, fluffy cake doused in so much caramel it oozes off the sides in slow, syrupy drips. A sticky-finger affair that’ll have you licking your plate like a maniac. Drinks – Downright Dirty Sips 🥤 Swamp Water Sweet Tea – So sweet, it’ll make your teeth shake in fear. Brewed until it’s black as midnight and laced with enough sugar to send your blood pressure soaring. 🍹 Backwoods Bourbon Lemonade – A dangerously smooth mix of tart lemonade and smoky bourbon, finished with a slap of brown sugar and a whisper of regret. 🥃 Molasses Mule – Thick, dark, and as slow-pouring as a Southern summer night. Spiced rum, blackstrap molasses, and a slap of lime—this one creeps up and takes over. 🍷 Smoked Cherry Bourbon Smash – Cherries muddled into oblivion, bourbon that goes down like fire, and a hint of smoked vanilla to keep you grounded. A drink that smacks first and apologizes never. If you ain’t leaving Snotty’s with sticky fingers, a full belly, and zero dignity left—you didn’t eat right!