Snotty's Seafood Warf

Snotty’s Seafood – Fear the Flavor Welcome to Snotty’s Seafood, the undisputed king of crustacean catastrophe. Nestled on the rickety edge of Utopia City’s Fisherman’s Wharf district, Snotty’s is not for the faint of stomach. Our kitchen serves seafood with character—and by character, we mean barnacles, flies, and a hint of mystery mold. From day-old oysters to shrimp that stare back at you, every plate is a daring dive into the depths of culinary chaos. Our motto? “So bad it’s unforgettable.” At Snotty’s, we don’t follow the rules of freshness. We marinate in fermentation, season with suspicion, and garnish with whatever the tide rolls in. House Favorites Include: Spite-Fried Clams™ Moldy Mussel Medley Sludge-Dipped Scallops “Guess-the-Smell” Seafood Platter Dine indoors or brave our open-air rotisserie by the docks—just watch your step, the floorboards bite back. Now open in Utopia City. Come hungry, leave horrified.