The Office World Launch Party

Help Wanted! Regional paper company Dunder Mifflin seeking temp workers for sales department. Permanent positions available for those who excel at a wide range of tasks including, but not limited to, mail sorting, cat wrangling and mole whacking. Applicants should be curious self-starters. Experience with Parkour is a plus. If selected, employees will receive their own customizable desk and laser tag gun. Note, this is a highly competitive position. All payments will be in Schrute Bucks, which in many ways is better than dollars, because you can exchange them for office supplies, toys and exclusive digital apparel based on "The Office" TV series that you can take with you across Meta Horizon, Instagram, WhatsApp, Messenger and Facebook. Serious applicants only. Thank you.